Monday, August 07, 2006 ;D
Cries!!I miss all of u!! and did i tell u i failed my chinese by 1.5 marks!!! HCL like really cannot make it lah!!somemore my english dunno wat happen and got 25/40.
haiyo! something wrong with my brains this term..... Anyway.. national day coming so CELEBRATE!! Must go watch NDP! GO SINGAPORE! I LUV U MY HOMELAND! U ROCK!! now... i shall present u another lame joke.
(dum dum dum dum.....):
(its a sscience one)
In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to dream up new
elements for the Periodic Table. Among the best of the batch:
Limbaughium Lb
The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very
white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes all elements
that come in contact with it. Repels protons and electrons; attracts only
morons.
Billclintium Bc
With a slick appearance and slimy texture, this element undergoes a
series of interesting changes when in hot water.
Canadium Eh
Similar to Americium, but a little denser. Much more rigid. Often
called Boron.
Newtium
Extreme irritant. Carries a strong negative charge. Does not possess
magnetic properties. Can be purchased cheaply.
Quaylium Vp
Einsteinium it ain't.
Budweisium Ps
Has no taste or smell; is often indistinguishable from water.
Cabmium Cb
Found in abundance, except when needed. Exists in two states, in
motion and at rest. When in motion, it cannot be stopped, no matter
what you do. Cabmium has a charge associated with it. The charge is
variable, and scientists have not determined the formula for
calculating it.
Politicium Po
Contains a great deal of gas. Similar to radon in that it can reach
lethal concentrations in the House.
Congress Cg
Atomic number 525. Can never be found in a solution.
Snot Sn
Bonds forever with corduroy.
From: Blandford
Goldsmitium Rf
Trace amounts found all over country, but not in Europe. Toxic.
From: Vincent Naydenov
Lewenskium Mo
Bonds extremely well with Billclintium; inspite its effords, can never
get Billclintium to secrete.
The End
This is posted by your everdearest natalie.*smiles*
ps:If u dun find this joke funny, i dun blame u because i dun particularly find it funny. My fren was laughing her head out and i sorta laugh along with her cause i decided to pretend i knew wat was funny.....its wat frens do incase u decided to say i'm weird.*smiles alot*
mochasix forever* .
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